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Tuesday May 28, 2019
S1 E5 Barbecue
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Season 1, Episode 5: Barbecue
It's the season 1 FINALE and THE FIRST EWING BARBECUE!!! Everyone gets drunk, Pam gets pregnant, Digger and Miss Ellie flirt a little bit, there's some awkward use of people of color, Sue Ellen wants to be Lady Godiva, but no one ends up in the pool because we're still at Fake Southfork and there is no pool!
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Thursday May 23, 2019
S1 E4 Winds of Vengeance
Thursday May 23, 2019
Thursday May 23, 2019
Season 1, Episode 4: Winds of Vengeance
JR and Ray go to Waco, TX for the night. While there, they get wasted and hook up with two ladies: Wanda and Mary Lou. They leave early in the morning back to Dallas - hung over and happy with themselves.
Back in Dallas, the weather is getting bad. The ladies batten down the hatches, while Bobby and Jock decide to stay at the office instead of driving back.
In Waco, Wanda's husband Frick and his buddy Alan find Wanda and Mary Lou. Wanda says they were raped. Finding JR's business card (which has his home address???) Frick and Alan head to Dallas to SEEK REVENGE RAPE.
Yes, not kidding. This episode is about revenge rape. *side eyes writer's room*
Monday May 20, 2019
S1 E3 Spy in the House
Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
Tonight on Dallas: Season 1, Episode 3 "Spy in the House"Bobby is working at Ewing Oil for reals now. We know, because he's building an office in sweet late 70s style - with all the brown decor that entails. Since he's a Big Boy now (he's even wearing a suit with elbow patches!) he thinks he should be in on all the dirty Ewing Oil secrets. Against JR's wishes and better judgment, Bobby takes home The Red File™. Shocker of shockers: The Ewings have been paying off a crooked politician for years! No way! Also, did we mention that the crooked politician's is named "Wild Bill"? The only proof is a document in... The Red File™, which Bobby promptly loses behind the couch when Pam suggests they get it on. *sigh* Meanwhile, Sue Ellen is horny as faq because JR is too busy checking out his secretary Julie's "red file"... Julie, who has been with JR for far too long, realizes that she wants something real and not be just JR's side piece anymore. She tries to relay these feels to him. He laughs it off and pays her $100 like she's a sex worker. Dude, you did NOT. Julie is now piiiiissed! She decides to seek revenge by slipping a little Red File™ action to Cliff Barnes (both literally and figuratively). Cliff immediately throws Wild Bill and the Ewings to the wolves. Everyone assumes it was Pam that gave Cliff the Red File™ (ew!), because... duh. Pam figures out what really happened, because she's the only really smart one in this first season. She confronts Julie and is all, "GURRRRL, I am NOT going down for this!" Julie realizes it would totally be a really crappy thing to do to Pam, so she faces the music by walking tits up into the office and throws down her resignation. JR: Why?Julie: Because you have to ask that question. Eff yeah, Julie. Eff yeah.
Friday May 17, 2019
S1 E2 (002) Lessons
Friday May 17, 2019
Friday May 17, 2019
Season 1, Episode 2: Lessons
Lucy doesn't want to go to school. Instead she wants to get busy with Ray in the barn, which is problematic on SO MANY LEVELS! Pam is all, "guurrrrrrl, no way!" Then they go disco dancing....? Join us whilst we discuss!
Monday May 13, 2019
S1 Ep1 (001) Digger's Daughter
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Welcome to the Ewing Barbecue Podcast! Please be warned that this podcast contains bad words, crude humor and drinking. If that sounds good to you: Welcome to the Barbecue!!!!! There is also some spoilers contained in the first season and a half of our podcast.
Season 1, Episode 1: Digger's Daughter
Bobby, the youngest son of the Ewings of Southfork - and noted playboy, has gone on a trip to New Orleans and brought back... a WIFE?!!! But that's the least of the problems, because she's the daughter of Digger Barnes, who is the most hated enemy of Jock Ewing (the patriarch of the Ewings of Southfork). Let the drama ensue!