The Ewing Barbecue Podcast
Gen Xers (and a Xennial!) who were too young to watch Dallas the first time (yet totally did!) rewatch the episodes, review, discuss, laugh and have semi-deep discussions about it. Warning: First season and a half has spoilers. If you‘re a first time watcher please be advised of this. If you don‘t want spoilers, please rejoin us in the middle of season 2 for a spoiler free and fun listening experience ;)
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Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Season 3, Episode 21: Divorce Ewing Style
Originally aired: February 15, 1980
Directed by: Leonard Katzman
Written by: Leonard Katzman
To celebrate JR and Sue Ellen's 9th wedding anniversary, Sue Ellen is planning to leave him. So, of course, she basically tells him straight out her plan (girl!), oh and she also throws a surprise anniversary party at Southfork. Kristin has NO chill about the party and if ANYONE was paying attention they would have noticed how pissed and jealous Kristin was acting! Schemes ensue! Also, Miss Ellie meets with Matt Devlin and he makes her feel... awkward. And they just can't figure out who that skeleton belongs to that was found on Southfork (we name him Skeletor). And Sarah falls asleep in the middle of the record! LOL JOIN US!!!
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Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Season 3, Episode 20: Second Choices.
JR wants Alan Beam to marry Lucy and gtfo of Texas so he doesn't have to worry about her parents dropping by anymore (dude is PARANOID!) Alan is all about it, but Lucy just is NOT that into it anymore. Too much Beam Skin Rug for her taste. Girl has actually finally fallen in love with school! She wants to get into her PJs, make a blanket fort and read Madame Bovary. Meanwhile, JR is OVER Kristin and is trying to ghost her. Girl is not having it. Cue: Crazy Eyez!
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Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
This episode should be named "Choices", since everyone is making a choice, not just Sue Ellen.
Ray: will he stay with Donna?
Bobby: will he start an affair with Jenna?
Pam: will she try to save her marriage?
Sue Ellen: will she leave JR for Dusty?
JR: will he say something hilarious and awful that will make someone want to shoot him?
Join us whilst we contemplate these choices and also randomly sing a lot!
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Friday Nov 13, 2020
Friday Nov 13, 2020
Season 3, Episode 18: Jenna’s Return
Pam’s boss makes Pam fly to Paris for the weekend, which pisses Bobby off. In the airport, whilst dropping Pam off, he runs into his first love Jenna Wade! Bobby spends the entire weekend hanging out and maybe making out with his ex! Meanwhile, Ray and Donna are basically the couple from Paula Abdul’s “Opposite’s Attract” song. (Wait… does that make Ray MC Skat Kat?!?!?!!!) JR notices this and, to get back at Donna (cause she intimidates the EFF out of him), convinces Ray that Donna is too good for him. Ray falls for it and breaks up with her. Ugh.
JR clutches his pearls at Sue Ellen flaunting her affair with Dusty. He’s also grown super tired of Kristin, which makes Kristin bring out her crazy eyez!
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Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
JR and Alan Beam pull the plug on Cliff's campaign at about the same time that Digger gets crunk and spills the tea to a reporter that Sue Ellen and JR's baby is really Cliff's baby! Cliff, fresh out of faks, not only does not deny it, but screams it into the void - and Mofo sues for custody! Lawd! Thus, the episode turns into an episode of Jerry Springer. Tune in to see WHO. IS. THE FATHER. of Baby John! dun. Dun. DUN!
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Friday Oct 02, 2020
Friday Oct 02, 2020
We go DISCO ROLLERSKATING in this episode!!!!
Kristin discovers Lucy's affair with Alan Beam and brings the information to J.R. J.R. sees a way to turn Alan's romance to his own advantage. Did I mention disco rollerskating?
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Thursday Sep 10, 2020
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS
Just the girls spill the tea, talk trash, and let fly all the spoilers when we just basically rant about Dallas for an hour.
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
S3, Ep 15 Love and Marriage
J.R. tries to convince Jock to send Bobby back to Ewing Oil instead of coming back to work himself, because he can't handle Jock being all up in his business. Pam spends more time at the store as a distraction from dealing with her feelings about her miscarriage. Bobby is mad that she has a life outside of him. They fight about it a lot. J.R. arranges for Pam to get Liz Craig's job, which is NOT cool with Liz OR Bobby. Ray gets back together with Donna Culver.
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Thursday Jul 23, 2020
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
JR takes Kristin on vacation for the weekend. When JR flirts and stays out all night with another woman, Kristin seeks revenge. Meanwhile, Gary and Val, who are secretly living in Dallas, decide to get married. They just totally forget to invite their daughter... what's her name again? No one knows.
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Monday Jul 06, 2020
Monday Jul 06, 2020
As much as Sue Ellen has gotten her life more together, she's still avoiding her new baby son John.
All this comes to a head when Sue Ellen is confronted by Cliff, Lucy and realizes that Pam is taking over Mom duties for her.
No one puts Sue Ellen in a corner!
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