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S2 E17 The Red File - Part 1

SEASON 2, EPISODE 17: THE RED FILE, PART 1
 
JR and Julie Grey are back on gettin' it on, but since Julie cheated on JR once with Cliff Barnes... he just doesn't trust her anymore. While they're out of town, he has her apartment searched for any copies of The Red File. He has hired horrible people, so they don't find the key that's hidden IN HER JEWELRY BOX!  Oh yeah, Jules 100% made copies like a badass! Only JR isn't the only one who doesn't trust her - Willie Joe Garr and Jeb Ames from the Cartel have her phone bugged. When they find out she really does have the stuff, they go to her apartment to get it from her like a bunch of creeps. Bad things ensue (Peace out, Julie) and poor ole Cliff has awful timing, per usual. It's hijinks with answering machines on this episode of Dallas! 
 
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S2 E16 Julie's Return

Season 2, Episode 16: Julie's Return! 
Julie Grey (Tina Louise from Gilligan's Island) has returned to Dallas from a short stint in New York. She doesn't tell anyone she's back, and soon after starts stalking Jock. Eventually, she woos him with her sweater dresses, feathered hair and listening skills! The two become inseparable for lunch dates, shopping sprees and quiet dinners at Julie's apartment (uh oh....). That is until Queen Miss Ellie finds out and asserts her god given power. All the while, Jock is feeling less than because of his health issues. Bobby is worried about his parents breaking up, and JR is worried about The Red File™. Pam overreacts, Sue Ellen drinks, and Lucy is studying for a History exam???? (Maybe the most surprising thing in the episode!) 
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S2 E15 For Love or Money

JR has cheated on Sue Ellen for the last time!!! (I'm sorry, I ALMOST made it through that sentence without laughing, LOLOLOL) Sue Ellen is taking matters (and Cliff Barnes' junk) into her own hands!  That is... until JR finds out. Podcast Recommends:Cookies by Carly: https://www.instagram.com/cookiesbycarly/
 
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S2 E14 Home Again

Season 2, Episode 14: Home Again
 
The one where Miss Ellie's brother Garrison comes back from the dead and turns everyone into a zombie like him! Just kidding, he comes back from the dead and Miss Ellie decides to hand over Southfork to him. JR is NOT playing. 
 
 
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S2 E13 Kidnapped

Season 2, Episode 13: Kidnapped
 
The one where hooligans try to kidnap JR, but end up kidnapping Bobby instead. Everyone wears amazing bell bottoms, and Jock has some pimp ass glasses! 
 
 
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S2 E11 Triangle

Season 2, Episode 11 Triangle 
Original airdate: November 26, 1978
Written by: Camille Marchetta
Directed by: Vincent McEveety
 
The one where JR and Ray stop being friends - for good.
 
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S2 E10 Act of Love

Season 2, Episode 10: Act of Love
Sue Ellen is knocked up! JR finds out whilst with one of his mistresses, and Sue Ellen breaks off her affair with Cliff. Everyone celebrates while drinking champagne... including the mother to be! Oh, 1970s.....
There's also a back storyline where Pam is trying to have a life and career and Bobby is all, "but it inconveniences me!!!! whine, whine, whine!". Hard eye roll at the whole thing. 

S2 E09 ( (014) Survival

Season 2, Episode 9: Survival 
 
You guys! JR FINALLY has a reason to use his Safari Outfit when the small plane he and Bobby are in crashes! Meanwhile, as authorities are looking for the boys (are they even still alive??? There are 12 more seasons.... spoiler alert - they are!) and the remains of the plane, the family reacts. Most importantly, Miss Ellie finally comes out as the "Do NOT even fuck with me" Queen we all know and love - shotgun and all!!!! 
 

S2 E08 (013) Election

Season 2, Episode 8: Election
Cliff Barnes is running for the State Senate and the Ewings are pretty pissed about it. Mostly since he's polling crazy high! They can't find any dirt on him until: JR lays some homophobic BS out at the table one night accusing Cliff of being gay and Pam flips her shit and yells that he used to be engaged. Pause. What happened? Why didn't they get married? Pam: "Uhhhhhh.... nothing.... I don't.... remember....." *hard eye roll* Good one, Pammy. 10 minutes later the Ewings have found out Cliff's secret: his ex died from having an illegal unsafe abortion (because they were illegal back then). Fit hits the shan! Also, Sue Ellen drinks and realizes she's sups attracted to Cliff... uh oh!
Join us as we talk about all this, talk about our summer plans, have some drinks and laugh a whole lot!  

S2 E07 (012) Runaway

The Ewings are having an 18th birthday party for Lacy... oh wait, I guess her name is Lucy? They basically have no idea what her name is or why she lives there. They don't even seem to care if she's there, so girl steals JR's car and gets the fuck outta dodge. (They 100% have the party without her.....) She ends up hitchhiking (WTF?!??!!!) and gets picked up in a scary serial killer van by BJ from BJ and the Bear. Then the episode turns into a 70s cop show! Not one of the best episodes, but hey - we drink and make fun of it allllll the same!